'I Never Had Relations With That Man' (I Guess It's What the Meaning of 'Is', Is)

Oh, this is past the point of good and well on the way to funny good...

Bush team trying to round up all photos of President with Abramoff: "Aides to President George W. Bush are trying to identify all the photos that may exist of the President and lobbyist Jack Abramoff together, TIME’s White House Correspondents Mike Allen and Matt Cooper report in Monday editions"